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Week 32 — March 27 to April 2

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

March 27, 2008.  All quiet on the Uhlfelder front.  The dog continues his vacation so we’re enjoying a clean house without the pitter patter of little needy feet.

March 28, 2008.   Back to Starbucks, which I was boycotting for a while — well, actually I just didn’t have a chance to go there as regularly as before our ski break.  I can’t seem to get the coffee homebrewed here to anywhere near drinkable so I guess I’ll lift the boycott for a while but make it an every-few-days boycott. 

March 29, 2008.  Our website is down today for some service.  I hate to lose so many visits, well probably none. 

David had a soccer game today, and his team won by 20 points or something.  Luckily they played what looked like 4-year-olds.  It worked out since they usually lose. 

The weather is very dreary today and has been really since we got back from skiing and France last week.  It’s got Anne really down, plus she has the shits.  The dog got back from his vacation. 

March 30, 2008.  We went off to visit Montserrat today, about 30 miles from Barcelona.  It’s basically a tourist site occupied by a retired monestary but has some very nice hikes and really great rock climbing.  Getting anywhere around here is a mystery since the roads are either poorly marked or marked with numbers that don’t correspond to maps or have changed their numbering.   You just take your best shot and get there after a while, hopefully not too long. 

Anyway, the area has some very interesting rock formations and as a result was littered with rock climbers, some of whom were walking around with harnasses on looking very self important.  I, for one, was not impressed.  We had wondered where the athletic people of Barcelona go and I guess many go here. 

The hiking was good, with lots of uphills and downhills and interesting trails that ranged from concrete to dirt.  The weather was crazy and ranged from cold and humid to hot and humid and super windy. 

As we were self-importantly hiking, the boys speculated on why people climb.  They noted  there are no prizes to get, no trophies really and it’s very dangerous.  I mentioned that the one trophy available is a headstone.  David laughed totally getting my joke and it occurred to us that he knew what a headstone was after reading Harry Potter books. 

March 31, 2008.  Anne and I went to a lunch place today and were shocked to be served, eat and pay in 25 minutes.  It has to be a Spanish record for a meal, and we’re currently investigating that with friends.  Anything under an hour is fast.

April 1, 2008.  April fools day is not celebrated here, except with David and Joshua who ran around with underwear on their heads.  Hmmm.  I guess that’s good enough.  This funny article appeared in the Aspen Daily News:


 By Mademoiselle Slutz

 Aspen Daily News Ho Ho Ho

  This season’s record-breaking snow­fall appears to have had some unin­tended consequences.
  Large piles of snow melting around town have revealed the usual dog feces, gum wrappers and other detritus. This season, however, slowly emerging from various snow piles on Red Mountain, Starwood and other tony neighborhoods were the bodies of 10 local Realtors.
  “ We didn’t even notice they were missing,” said Aspen Board of Real­tors President Ramrod Wolf- ly, adding that the Basalt- based Aspen board has over 600 members and represents over 175 real estate offices. “ How are we supposed to know if 10 don’t show up at work? All we care about is our num­bers. Did you know that price per square foot in the Aspen area is at an all time high?”
  Baring sharp teeth dripping with saliva, Wolf- ly added, “ Anyway, there’s more where that came from.”
  Investigations revealed that all but one of the dirt pimps died of asphyxi­ation when they got stuck in the snow near the monster homes they were show­ing — unable to find help since no one was home anywhere, they simply got stranded.
  One died of carbon monoxide poi­soning while sitting in her SUV talk­ing on her cell phone — apparently she lost track of time while her car got com­pletely covered with snow during one of December’s epic storm cycles. In fact, locals looking for unusual lines to ski this season used the buried Escalade as a jump while ripping Red Mountain.
  “ That line was just sick, brah,” said local extreme skier Chris Davenport, adding that if he’d known there was a dead Realtor inside, he would not have
done it. “ My condolences.”
  The 10 dead Realtors collectively represented $ 1 billion in real estate sales last year in Pitkin County.
  Even without them, however, this year’s sales continue to show the strength and resilience of the Aspen market, said Wolf- ly. As an example he pointed to sales above the $ 20 million mark, which are doing just fine, he said, even while everything else is tanking.
  “ It’s a buyer’s market,” he said, as he shouldered his skis and headed towards the gondola, noting that he’s expecting to close on two more deals during the 15- minute ride.

Finally the weather is improved enough that I can get on my bike for a more or less comfortable ride to Moulins de Rei, my usual ride that is about 30 kilometers and takes about 1:40.  Lots of climbing with some nice descents. 

April 2, 2008.  We decided to go to Tibidabo amusement park today since the kids had a half-day of school.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t fully open (only on week-ends) but the boys and Anne went on a few rides and we saw some museum, more or less, of working amusements.   We’re off to London this coming week-end for our friend Sam’s son (Asher’s) barmitzvah.  It should be fun; snow is forecast in London, the world’s most expensive city.  

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